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Anti-men Jokes (Ladies Enjoy) 

My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly
and said, "This will make you happy tonight."
He was right. When he went out of the bedroom,
I squirted it all over the doorknobs.He couldn't
get back in. 


A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am
going to make you the happiest woman in the world"
The woman says, "I'll miss you." 


"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack
says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey,
what do you think the neighbours would think
if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that
I married you for your money," she replied. 

He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I've
wanted to make love to you really badly. She
said - Well, you succeeded. 


He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said -That's a good idea...you stand by the
ironing board while I sit on the sofa and watch
TV.


He said - What have you been doing with all the
grocery money I gave you? She said - Turn sideways
and look in the mirror.


Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking,
sensitive man? 
A: A rumor