On Sun, 31 Aug 2003 17:12:01 +0900, Eric Takabayashi
<etakajp@yahoo.co.jp> belched the alphabet and kept on going with:

>Michael Cash wrote:
>
>> A woman with three huge boobs visited Japan. One of them wrote an
>> account of the trip:
>>
>> http://www.nsli.com/.../japan/
>>
>> I am proud of myself for having made it through two whole pages.
>
>"I discover that this country also has its assholes: trying to
>convert エ95 in loose change to a エ100 coin that the vending machines
>will accept, the desk clerk staunchly refusesムdespite my puppy dog
>eyesムunless I cough up the missing エ5 (4 cents). You would never see
>that in America."
>
>Huh?

He seems to see assholes a lot. The only reason he doesn't see the one
in the mirror is that it is too colossal to fit. Check this out:

"I had the stewardess phone the captain at one point to ask where we
were, and the answer was south of Kodiak Island. Then I asked if he
saw any bears, and I got no answer from the four-striped iceberg.
Typical airline captain, a dyed-in-the-wool asshole--just because he
wears a silly hat, and presses buttons in the manner in which he has
been taught, and earns half my income, he thinks his shit doesn’t
stink."