Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!news.daionet.gr.jp!news.yamada.gr.jp!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!newsfeed.icl.net!newshosting.com!nx01.iad01.newshosting.com!216.196.98.140.MISMATCH!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 24 May 2004 10:00:07 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: The New Name Message-ID: <5YydnS1xYYtqkC_dRVn-iQ@comcast.com> Date: Mon, 24 May 2004 10:00:07 -0500 Lines: 40 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-sZhBvunAg/B+iyjIg0z9YP5ILw78GVWh4f7dF9aSgGbXG3YMLr24SwNV8iwi7w4OYXKhOs+iUYS44wg!gvDVaqKVSTyNd1yVmn4cA5TJvL7JhAQEbAA2SamBMgfJBt33dLwW5KBbDo6zBQ== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:3403 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ The New Name When Diane found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to anyone who would listen. Diane's 4-year-old son overheard some of his mother's private conversations. One day when Diane and her 4-year-old were shopping, a woman asked the little boy if he was excited about the new baby. "Yes!" the 4-year-old said, "and I know what we're going to name it, too." "Really?" asked the lady. "Yes." said the little boy, "If it's a girl we're going to call her Christina, and if it's another boy we're going to call it quits!"