Farmer and Pig
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Farmer and Pig
A farmer and his pig were driving down the
road when a cop pulled him over. The cop asked
the farmer, "Didn't you know it is against the
law to ride with a pig in the front of you truck?"
The farmer replied, "No, I didn't know that."
The cop asked the farmer where he was going and
he said, "To Memphis".
The cop said, "I will let you off the hook
this time if you promise to take the pig to the
zoo when you get to Memphis." So the farmer promised
he would.
Several days later the cop spotted the farmer
with the pig driving down the road and he pulled
him over again. The cop said "I thought I told
you to take this pig to the zoo when you got
to Memphis."
The farmer replied, "I did and we had so much
fun, I taking him to Kings Island now".
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