Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!news.daionet.gr.jp!news.yamada.gr.jp!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!newshosting.com!news-xfer2.atl.newshosting.com!216.166.71.118.MISMATCH!small1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!border1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!intern1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Sun, 21 Dec 2003 01:57:19 -0600 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: 10 Characteristics of The Company Car... Message-ID: <5MWdnfs2Kd7Cz3iiRVn-gQ@comcast.com> Date: Sun, 21 Dec 2003 01:57:19 -0600 Lines: 67 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.129.226 X-Trace: sv3-gQdk8Z7DuWJu+h3dtFu71NFheU5AY/FbBG5+AI6DRUmsyw5yYfXVAbuhC/lzYw1RzjLz04XjtrAOb3r!X2/Vtn/i+VCy9okz4HJE1c0axKtara0JhzGC/b50b9YqqdghcMVy3xIWty50tg== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:2012 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ 10 Characteristics of The Company Car... - Accelerates at a phenomenal rate. - Has a much shorter braking distance than the private car. - Can take speed humps at twice the speed of private cars. - The battery, radiator water, oil and tires never have to be checked. - It can be driven up to 60 miles with the oil warning light flashing. - It needs cleaning less often than private cars. - The suspension is reinforced to allow for the weekend loads of bricks, concrete slabs and other building material. - Unusual and alarming engine noises are easily eliminated by turning up the radio. - It needs no security system and may be left anywhere, unlocked and with the keys in the ignition. - It is especially sand and waterproof for barbeques and fishing expeditions on remote beaches.