Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!news.daionet.gr.jp!news.yamada.gr.jp!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!newsfeed.icl.net!newsfeed.fjserv.net!c03.atl99!news.webusenet.com!diablo.voicenet.com!cycny01.gnilink.net!cyclone1.gnilink.net!small1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!border1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!intern1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Sun, 21 Dec 2003 01:57:18 -0600 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes Subject: 10 Characteristics of The Company Car... Message-ID: <5MWdnfg2Kd7Dz3iiRVn-gQ@comcast.com> Date: Sun, 21 Dec 2003 01:57:18 -0600 Lines: 67 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.129.226 X-Trace: sv3-aGVw1a3hmkNsc1r2eiDkrkfqR1I/e4gsPFRH36HqKoYAqNGwgohTi0BH++VJ2SH6NmN2hctE8nf4RMJ!58o9ZxBDYz1UTTvG0cOSI3pTLEicER9CEF/r42kj91jaIEtbjhYkBqQeRX0UIw== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes:3204 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ 10 Characteristics of The Company Car... - Accelerates at a phenomenal rate. - Has a much shorter braking distance than the private car. - Can take speed humps at twice the speed of private cars. - The battery, radiator water, oil and tires never have to be checked. - It can be driven up to 60 miles with the oil warning light flashing. - It needs cleaning less often than private cars. - The suspension is reinforced to allow for the weekend loads of bricks, concrete slabs and other building material. - Unusual and alarming engine noises are easily eliminated by turning up the radio. - It needs no security system and may be left anywhere, unlocked and with the keys in the ignition. - It is especially sand and waterproof for barbeques and fishing expeditions on remote beaches.