Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!news.heimat.gr.jp!news.jone-system.com!mmcatv.co.jp!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!newsfeed.news2me.com!newsfeed3.easynews.com!easynews.com!easynews!border1.nntp.sjc.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.sjc.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Sat, 27 Mar 2004 13:54:01 -0600 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes Subject: Visitor on a Dude Ranch Message-ID: <5JqdnbvIFbxERvjdRVn-tA@comcast.com> Date: Sat, 27 Mar 2004 13:54:01 -0600 Lines: 44 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-MSPDy52oqckAZvMHgohvI53/yNzn9aAcRB/WYP1Eb7XmTBebqPuDV4ttd8dn2BN8o29X+xVA2LH4Pct!KsyIDpfUvmXBZtaj9rIsPMlIAIu1/rTqarpJkulqA3lrc9tOsDk4fxG2Xy5Pdw== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes:4830 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Visitor on a Dude Ranch A young man visiting a dude ranch wanted to be macho, so he went out walking with one of the hired hands. As they were walking through the barnyard, the visitor tried to begin a conversation, "Say, look at that big bunch of cows." The hired hand replied, "Not 'bunch,' but 'herd.'" "Heard what?" "Herd of cows." "Sure, I've heard of cows... there's a big bunch of 'em right over there."