Elbow wrote:
> "John W." <worthj1970@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:73fde4f0.0407150635.4b030113@posting.google.com...
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>>"Elbow" <elbowcutthispartoutplease...@gol.com> wrote in message
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> news:<2lmde0Fdjh3bU1@uni-berlin.de>...
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>>>http://walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism
>>>
>>>I liked this one
>>>
>>> They found him naked in the alley behind the bar,
>>>
>>>phoning the coconut-cream chocolate wombat.
>>
>>The last time I had this much fun, I was
>>
>>hiding the batmobile.
>
>
>
>       Well, I know what I'll be doing this weekend.
>
>       buttering the short burrito!
>
> or
>
>  Unbeknownst to me, they were all
>
> burning the tabby.

I like this one:

Every morning, he woke up

flustering the wife's ol' Nantucket lizard.


Dan