On Fri, 9 Jan 2004 05:50:03 +0900, "Dick Muhfukkin Bagswing"
<laugh@my.nuts.wouldja?> brought down from the Mount tablets
inscribed:

>Just got back from my holiday vacation and my mailbox is just full of crap.
>
>Can someone recommend a spam program that works???

And here I was so pleased today because, for the first time in
months-n-months-n-months, new posts to fjlij (134) actually
outnumbered the amount of spam (86) I got today.




--

Michael Cash

"While we thank you for considering our firm, regretfully we have no openings
for a person of your educational background and are returning your resume.
Despite what your academic advisor may have told you, there are, to the best
of our knowledge, no openings in our industry for a person with a degree in
farm ecology."

                                Dr. Seymore Butts
                                Human Resources
                                Acme Pharmeceuticals, Inc.