Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!news.heimat.gr.jp!news.jone-system.com!mmcatv.co.jp!news.moat.net!border2.nntp.dca.giganews.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Sat, 21 Aug 2004 15:58:17 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes Subject: Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies. Message-ID: <4qedndO-2ur0KrrcRVn-vA@comcast.com> Date: Sat, 21 Aug 2004 15:58:17 -0500 Lines: 81 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-QyttxiljQgf8IyRBHZP9DANtCC8CVx9YiSOfb0BiJSGO4Ojdyw6D3f+hqRhx/9H9GutndLo2ijkPgCz!qcgIbgBocWABYpx9YCNxW2jWb85PQSkgJlq1yAIZNIZcv3L046uG0yD9b1Fn5Q== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.3.13 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes:7235 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies. - It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting. - A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. - If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps. - Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization. - It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors. - When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage. - No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock. - Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite. - When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other. - You can always find a chainsaw when you need one. - Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside. - An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight year old child. - Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on.