> > I was fly-fishing and my fly ate the fish I
> > caught.
>
> > What can I do now???
>
> Well, you COULD HAVE sold this amazing story.  Too
> late for that now,
> though.
>
> giles
> and that illustrates the trouble with having
> others do your thinking
> for you about as well as anything i can think of.
>
> A very responsible and insightful examination,
> review, and conclusion of the facts at hand,
> giles. However, one might also have mentioned that
> the ignorant slut use slightly smaller less
> carnivorous flys in the future.

It just dawned on me.  Could this be, mayhaps, THE RITA B. FLESH?
Inventor of the "flesh fly" and antecedent of the crayon color?
Frank Reid
(who is awed)