Declan Murphy wrote:
> On Oct 9, 1:21 am, "John W." <worthj1...@gmail.com> wrote:
> 
>> I don't know how this is physically possible. While I consider myself
>> to be very 'efficient' in this area, even I'm unable to find a way to
>> have sex with my computer.
> 
> I'm 100% sure that at some stage in the near future it will become
> physically possible to have sex with a computer. I'm also 100% sure
> that it isn't going to become physically possible for me to have sex
> (with a computer or otherwise) inside a Toyota Prius.

I former high school sweetheart with whom I have maintained strictly 
platonic relations for a couple of post-high school  decades got me in a 
great deal of trouble with SWMBO when she sent me the following link in 
a message entitled "what you can buy me for Christmas this year"

http://www.wildfree.com/prods/se0097-10.html

I am led to understand that there is some sort of version for the boys, 
too.  Thank goodness for cords and USB technology, I say ...

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CL