Kevin Wayne Williams <nihongo@paxonet.kom> wrote in message news:<Bz8Da.37425$da1.27204@nwrddc03.gnilink.net>...
> Michael Cash wrote:
> 
> 
> > I always borrow a broom or a mop or something from the janitor's
> > supply closet and wedge myself in place with that. I need both hands
> > to keep my ample dangly bits out of the water.
> 
> Can't you shorten it a bit by tying a knot?
> 
> KWW

Won't it shorten itself after it hits the cold water?