Re: Getting the fuck out of the US
TXZZ wrote:
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> wait, wont they question why im there?
Who's going to ask? They guys at Japan Immigration?
For your address in Japan, just say the Akasaka Prince Hotel in Tokyo.
Then just tell them you're going to stay for 2 weeks to
go sightseeing. Don't tell them that you hate the USA 'cause
there are still a lot of America-loving dudes in Immigration,
and they'll take you to the "anal probe room", which could cause
problems (see below).
Then you're through immigration, pick up your luggage at the carousel, go to the
green line for "no customs declaration", and don't be a smartass
to the customs dude when he asks you if you're bringing any
drugs into the country. Better yet, tell him "no" to that question!
Even if you have a kilo of coke rammed up your ass.
Then take the limousine bus to Ueno. There are lots of places
to stay in the park at Ueno, just ask around. Real cheap there, too.
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