John W. wrote:
> Declan Murphy wrote:

>> Everytime I listen to the Fargone Beauties I start thinking of buying 
>> a banjo. USD$100 heh? Cheaper than here for sure. Would be fun to 
>> learn to play, and very useful if I retire to somewhere like 
>> Queensland. Will it make any of my teeth fall out?
>>
> Yes, but that's because your significant other will probably hit you 
> several times while you're learning to play.

Perhaps after the wedding it could a useful tool to attract attention?

> I once found a decent guitar in the gomi. The neck was ever so slightly 
> warped, but since it was free I didn't mind.

I still have a decent guitar found in the gomi.

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