Michael Cash wrote:
> On Tue, 04 Jan 2005 16:22:47 +0900, Declan Murphy
> <declan_murphy@hotmail.com> brought down from the Mount tablets
> inscribed:
> 
>>John W. wrote:

>>>I was serious. Had it been a hammered dulcimer I would have bought it. 
>>>They have a mandolin and banjo as well; I'm very tempted by both.
>>
>>Everytime I listen to the Fargone Beauties I start thinking of buying a 
>>banjo. USD$100 heh? Cheaper than here for sure. Would be fun to learn to 
>>play, and very useful if I retire to somewhere like Queensland. Will it 
>>make any of my teeth fall out?
> 
> You have to have a dentist's certification of lack of dentition before
> you're allowed to buy one.

Sounds unneccesarily strict. Is that why Chet Atkins played guitar 
instead? My mother always said he had such a nice smile, and I never 
realised what a musical impediment it could be.

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