"John W." wrote:

> anko eater wrote:
> > Which kind of jap would you rent if you have to bring it to your home party?
> >
> > 1, a Cindy kind, speaks fluent English.
> > 2, an anko eating kind, not westernized.
> > 3, a samurai.
> > 4, shuji matsuda kind of the honorary white fluent in English
> > 5, others
> >
> I'm married to one and have plenty of inlaws and one child, so no need
> to rent.

In that case, you bought.