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Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man
mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut
it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the
state Rompres news agency said Monday.

It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a
village near the southeastern town of Galati,
rushed out into his yard in his underwear to
kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at
night.