Louise Bremner wrote:
> Declan Murphy <declan_murphy@hotmail.com> wrote:
> 
>>Louise Bremner wrote:
>>
>>>Declan Murphy <declan_murphy@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Have you ever been refused a Japanese visa (either at Embassies or
>>>>Consulates outside Japan, or at a Japanese airport)?
>>>
>>>*ouch*
>>
>>Really? Would have loved to have been a fly on the wall.
> 
> Both times?

Oooh! Even more so.

>>Bottom of the draft now reads...
>>
>>"If you answered YES to any of the above questions, please provide ALL
>>relevant details in the space below. If the matter relates to matters
>>such as speeding fines, driving offences, or previous visa problems, 
>>please give full details. If there is insufficient space, attach an 
>>additional statement".
>>
>>You can then sit beside Ryan, wannabee ninja and the Jordan disciples.
> 
> On the Group W bench? 

Yep. But not before you hand over your wallet and your belt.

Reckon Guthrie got stopped at a Japanese airport?

>>"Answering YES does not automatically signify ineligibility, however if
>>you answered YES you may be required to attend an interview before
>>processing of your application continues".
> 
> ... read the following words:
> 
> ("KID, HAVE YOU REHABILITATED YOURSELF?")

We don't like your kind, and we're gonna send you fingerprints
off.

Hmm.

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