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A farmer brought his daughter a pet pig,
which she called "Stinky" when it was in
her room but she called it "Ballpoint"
when it was in the sty.
"Tell me," he asked her father, "Why do
you have two names for your pig?"
"That's easy," she replied. "Ballpoint
is just his pen name."