Norman Diamond wrote:
>>Life in Japan FAQ question 0.93.
>>
>>Q.  If you tried to steal a bicycle but couldn't pick the lock, what do
>>you do next?
>>
>>A.  Steal the valve from one of the tires.  You don't get the bicycle, but
>>you still get your major accomplishment.  The owner will still be as late
>>for work the next day as if you had got the bicycle.
> 
> Life in Japan FAQ question 0.94.
> 
> Q.  How many times per week?
> 
> A.  A?  What did you think FAQ meant, the answer section?  Well it isn't,
> it's questions only.  How many times per week, now that's a question.  Now
> wondering what the next question will be.

Life in Japan FAQ question 0.95.

Q. How many mushrooms does Norman Diamond have left it his stash? Does
inanity come naturally or is it chemically enhanced?


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