Dick Muhfukkin Bagswing wrote:
>>We had a couple of Americans on the team who seemed to know what they
>>were doing. The rest of us just ran around bumping into things - a key
>>element of most British team sports.
> 
> Now that's some funny stuff.
> 
> As far as I'm concerned both "games" called football,be it the american game
> or what's called football in the rest of the world,suck to high heaven.

Hmmm.

*Merkin Football* - lotsa tight pants and pretty boys - sucks to high 
heaven.

*Association Football/Soccer* - not too shabby, but sucky in its own way.

*Rugby Union* - a game for thugs played by gentlemen - damn stupid, but....

*Rugby League* - a game for gentlemen played by thugs - sucks to high 
heaven.

*Austrian Rules - genuflect in the memory of the king kickin' a lazy 5 
'gainst St. Kilda at the 'G.

Are there any other games called football?

> Basketball on the other hand fuckin' rules.

S'pose so.

I mean basketball is as camp as a row of tents, but there's nuthin wrong 
with that.

-- 
I am not who I think I am
I am not who you think I am
I am who I think you think I am

...or some such shite.