On 23 Aug 2004 06:47:08 -0700, worthj1970@yahoo.com (John W.) brought
down from the Mount tablets inscribed:

>Michael Cash <mikecash@buggerallspammers.com> wrote in message news:<7i2ii0pp778mj14lpscan2op5pj00o9eul@4ax.com>...
>> On Sun, 22 Aug 2004 08:16:04 -0700, Dan Rempel <drempel@hurtly_flurty>
>> brought down from the Mount tablets inscribed:
>> 
>> >Michael Cash wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Sat, 21 Aug 2004 08:26:11 -0400, Kevin Gowen
>> >> <kgowenNOSPAM@myfastmail.com> brought down from the Mount tablets
>> >> inscribed:
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>>Actually, I was mistaken. It was a Humane Society questionnaire, not
>> >>>PETA's. It takes him nine words to tell you where he had his favorite pet.
>> >>>http://www.humaneusa.org/2004_presidential/question/jkerry_2004.pdf
>> >>>"When I was serving on a swiftboat in Vietnam..."
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> At first, I thought you were joking. But the guy is such a parody of
>> >> himself that it would be gilding the lily.
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> -----------------------------------------------------------------------
>> >> "When I was serving on a swiftboat in Vietnam, my crewmates and I had
>> >> a dog we called VC. We all took care of him, and he stayed with us and
>> >> loved riding on the swiftboat deck. I think he provided all of us with
>> >> a link to home and a few moments of peace and tranquility during a
>> >> dangerous time. One day as our swiftboat was heading up a river, a
>> >> mine exploded hard under our boat. After picking ourselves up, we
>> >> discovered VC was MIA. Several minutes of frantic search followed
>> >> after which we thought we'd lost him. We were relieved when another
>> >> boat called asking if we were missing a dog. It turns out VC was
>> >> catapulted from the deck of our boat and landed confused, but unhurt,
>> >> on the deck of another boat in our patrol."
>> >> ------------------------------------------------------------------------
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> Well.....maybe this explains the time when other swiftvets say Kerry's
>> >> boat was the only one to flee the scene following a mine explosion. He
>> >> wasn't running away. He was just looking for his dog.
>> >
>> >This is going to be a pretty interesting election; glad I don't have to
>> >vote.
>> 
>> I thought it very revealing that Kerry seemed not to know the name of
>> his current pet parakeet.
>> 
>I think it's more telling that he has a parakeet. (Really? Or are you
>talking about his wife.)

Read the link. He (more likely one of his staff) answers that he has a
dog and a parakeet.

No mention of the CPR hamster among current pets, come to think of it.






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                                Dr. Howard Sprague
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