"jacqui" <jacqui@stillathome.net> wrote in message
news:-_CdnZJ6X67o7QSiU-KYiw@is.co.za...
>
> "Jimbo" <jim@bo.selecta> wrote in message news:3f98e9c5$1_2@127.0.0.1...
> > "Geoff Bateman" <ben2@bigpond.com> wrote in message
> > news:ciYlb.162882$bo1.36238@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> > > Hey Jimbo!   Now you're in a bind.   How are you going to tell
> Jacqui that
> > > you only get to send emails from the prison library computer, that
> you
> > sell
> > > copies of this thread to other inmates and since Jacqui revealed her
> > > 'passionate' interest in the Karma Sutra, sales have
> skyrocketed.(spies
> > are
> > > everywhere)
> > > Jacqui my dear, have patience, Jimbo is not intentionally secretive,
> it's
> > > just that he's a natural born cad
> > > and can't help himself.
> > > Geoff Bateman OAM
> > > Never tell a lie when the truth will do
> > > ******************************************
> > > "jacqui" <jacqui@stillathome.net> wrote in message
> > > news:UoGdnRswQt1qoAWiU-KYuA@is.co.za...
> > > >
> > > > "Geoff Bateman" <ben2@bigpond.com> wrote in message
> > > > news:RWClb.161353$bo1.17272@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> > > > > You get to exercise!!   And they don't switch the power off at
> lockup!
> > > > > Damn, some blokes get it easy.
> > > > > You've got a good point.   This thread is becoming rather long,
> but
> > > > then
> > > > > again, it's the only life this NG has.   Would you go private
> and deny
> > > > > lurkers their daily dose of adrenaline pumping excitement?
> > > > >
> > > >
> > > > As long as the address is valid! Not like some people that send me
> a
> > > > garbage address!! LOL
> > Hello friends.  I was in solitary yesterday. They caught me
> downloading some
> > mpeg files from some of the more, er... *specialist* binary
> newsgroups.
> >
> > And indeed you're right, I only get an hour on the library computer.
> So I
> > have to make the most of it.
> >
> > Perhaps the *clue* to my email address was too cryptic.   So here is
> my
> > email address.  Help yourselves spammers!!
> >
> > jim_mk@hotmail.com
> >
> > But as we seem to be providing a public service to the community it is
> > perhaps unfair to go private.
> >
> > p.s. I resent being labelled a cad - you bounder!
>
> Said Jimbo as he slapped Mr. Bateman lightly with his white glove on the
> cheek. "I challenge you to a duel at sunrise tomorrow morning, you
> bounder! And as you insulted me first, I get to chose the weapons. Water
> pistols it will be!!" Oh my, where is chivalry gone these days! If only
> gentlemen like that still existed, and if only they would duel for my
> favours. Sigh. That must have been a wonderful time. And how could
> anyone complain that we are off thread! There is SO much life in this
> NG, and it's so quiet. Just the three of us!! WONDERFUL! I can just
> about hear the birds twitter in the trees. :>))

NP: Me and Julio down by the schoolyard




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