My tits are fine, my tits are big,
if you don't like them, you're a pig.
My boobs are much better than a males dick,
because guys are dumber than a chick.
My tits can shoot laser beams and fire
and they'll kill your penis' desire.
My tits are superb, my tits are fine,
and you are nothing but a swine!

Oink!

What do you think???