Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!onodera-news!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!newsfeed.icl.net!newsfeed.fjserv.net!newsfeed.news2me.com!small1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!border1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!intern1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Sun, 22 Jun 2003 05:59:44 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: Teachers pet - monster Message-ID: <3eOcnXBJpPi9EWijXTWJkA@comcast.com> Date: Sun, 22 Jun 2003 05:59:44 -0500 Lines: 35 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.128.245 X-Trace: sv3-vRa8ooZaZI3zHL3hmTI9cZTNOVNnY4WzpFb1lvnv643dUaJhByFBSWV/ZTTtufPboPkScbe3I+wLar4!3AuHEgAEfq47AHgVUGl3duWgRHqN2ufhtsZgYOMtvk/SA7AkGdTc2aAVQlIm/g== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:270 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. National AVON Rep - for info send blank email to: AguyInfo@Comcast.net ____________________________________________________________ Teachers pet - monster Discovering one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Levine stopped to gently scold the child. Smiling sweetly the teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a child, I was told if I made ugly faces I would stay like that." Little Johnny looked up and replied, "Well you can't say you weren't warned