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Top 10 reasons why trick or treating is better
than sex: 

10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little
something in the sack. 

9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes
and go at it again. 

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to
get some. 

7. You don't have to compliment the person
who gives it to you. 

6. It's OK if the person you're with fantasizes
that you are someone else, because well ... you
are. 

5. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy
candy. 

4. If you don't like what you get, you can
always go next door. 

3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear ya moaning
and groaning. 

2. Less guilt the morning after. 

1. And the No. 1 reason why trick or treating
is better than sex  is............. YOU CAN DO
THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!!!