Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!gcd.org!vda-gw!news.moat.net!border1.nntp.sjc.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.sjc.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Thu, 11 Mar 2004 23:54:41 -0600 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: japan.chacha-jokes.hneta Subject: It's a Period Message-ID: <3a2dnYefWYM8zczdRVn-sw@comcast.com> Date: Thu, 11 Mar 2004 23:54:41 -0600 Lines: 50 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-GacyAEcEZ0e+9MgY2Uk5S4R6GU924ixOknqfidS2kBaHQrjJWRaW2QNCq2UHU1o1BSqm4/IL2XyciA0!RPmVl3VhkGkPHQJCOC2/o5sODz623aFgUv82NQnQgRs2yzynZjLLywnGZ3/EXA== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org japan.chacha-jokes.hneta:1614 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ It's a Period The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. Eventually little Johnny's turn came. Little Johnny walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnny had in mind for his report, so she asked him just what that was. "It's a period," reported Johnny. "Well I can see that," she said, "but what is so exciting about a period." "Damned if I know," said Johnny, "but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."