Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!azuki.org!passion.nalgo.co.jp!news-out.superfeed.net!propagator2-maxim!news-in-maxim.spamkiller.net!newsfeed.sjc.globix.net!cyclone-sf.pbi.net!151.164.30.35!cyclone.swbell.net!newsfeed1.easynews.com!easynews.com!easynews!border3.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!intern1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Wed, 03 Sep 2003 09:58:04 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: The Three Bears Message-ID: <3YucnWTDFdDhnMuiXTWJhA@comcast.com> Date: Wed, 03 Sep 2003 09:58:04 -0500 Lines: 44 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.173 X-Trace: sv3-9ildHC+YK58FstpWL4wr/53jYPWYPO+14eGeW1Cm2jJlO03k5zgkRs9gVrDGGTSe9w3Fn47+hzXViCj!VHO79zO9NRHvmfOayX0hWchBGFQa+1YuajxnPHEk+/cJ5AbKtwcpTIq0Xmk75Q== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:887 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. National AVON Rep - for info send blank email to: AguyInfo@Comcast.net ____________________________________________________________ The Three Bears It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest and the Bear family is just waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table. He looks into his small bowl. It is empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?" he squeaks. Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He looks into his big bowl. It is also empty! "Who's been eating my porridge?" he roars. Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen and screams, "For goodness's sake, how many times do we have to go through this? I haven't made the porridge yet!!"