Raj Feridun wrote:
> On Sat, 29 Nov 2003 23:49:50 +0900, Declan Murphy
> <declan_murphy@hotmail.com> wrote:

> Well actually I decided to shed the blubber in May 2002 and by August
> of that year I had reached my goal at the speedy pace of about 12kg
> per month. So I'm really pushing 16 months at goal weight now. My diet
> was a very unhealthy but effective one I just dreamed up one day based
> mainly on the concept of mainly eating tofu (mmmmmmm hiya yakko!) and
> a little grilled fish, rice and salad once a day. I ended up paying
> the price for that though when I got sick as a dog with some sort of
> straight from hell inflammatory condition throughout the entire upper
> part of my body. It lasted right through the winter last year and the
> doctors suppose it was a hormonal thing as a side effect of my patent
> pending tofu starvation diet. 

1) How is it possible to be sick as a dog right through the winter and 
still be able to work, concentrate, fornicate etc? What do you do in 
Matsuyama?

2) After you deflated, how did you iron out all the wrinkles?

> Yes, my internal fat bastard is still in there screaming to get out
> again but he's got bad news coming his way. My fat days are over and
> done even if the very word fat bastard is synonymous with sepponian.

Sig file amended (again).

> 2-part Aussie noun. My bad.

English noun methinks.




-- 
"All sepponians are loud, round, overweight, fat bastards who think 
their opinions are facts" (except the Raj, who seems to be having an 
identity crisis). All good Germans like beer. The Koreans are the French 
of Asia. Pommies are good at rugby" - Me

"And I'll tell ya something, mate. Anti-wrinkle cream there may be, but 
anti-fat-bastard cream, there is none." The Full Monty