Michael Cash wrote:

> Thanks also for the air bag, anti-lock brakes (with the new-fangled
> ASR, which also improves traction while accelerating), cruise control,
> ample storage space, effective exhaust brake (and Powertard feature),
> excellent sound insulation, FM radio, 7 speed transmission (no more 10
> speed with a splitter), arm rest, very very comfy seat with
> self-adjusting air-ride, fog lights so bright I sometimes forgot to
> turn the headlights back on, electric windows, electric folder for the
> passenger side mirrors, vastly improved coverage with the passenger
> side mirrors, *wipers* on the mirrors, and removal of the goddamned
> air valve on the back of the cab.
> 
> Maybe I should send him a banana to show my appreciation.

Dear Mr. Cash:

You are welcome. Actually, I didn't legislate the law because of you,
but because I couldn't stand the stinky smell of diesel fume coming out
of those trucks every morning. Anyway, this means you are here to stay
for another 5 to 10 years?  Please do not forget to renew your passport.

Sincerely,

Gov. Ishihara, S.


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