Declan Murphy wrote:
> Dave Fossett wrote:
> 
>>Declan Murphy wrote:
>>
>>>Why is it that a post winding up certain Kinaijin who like 'fish and
>>>chips" dipped in "western vinegar" (not sure what that is by the way...)
>>>and who are blindly worshipping the honorary whites conspiracy against
>>>edible cuisine - automatically draws a response from an Englishman? The
>>>edible bit?
>>
>>You think I'm going to sit here in silence while people slag off English
>>haute cuisine?

Tonight I had the best fish'n'chips err sorry... English haute cuisine
I've ever had the pleasure of scoffing. The fish was perfect, the batter
had a Heineken base, the chips consisted of potatoes freshly cut with
the skins still on them, green salad (shock) and steamed peanuts
(horror) as a side dish. Chopped onions in the tartare sauce, tomato
sauce that tasted like tomato, and some vinegar for attempting a "dip".

Tasted perfect - washed down with 2 pints of Guiness, a Heineken, 3
glasses of Tullamore Dew and a Murphy's. By the time I was finished I
was nearly ready to sing "God Save The Queen" (sorry Granma), barrack
for the men in white on the big screen, just like a blindly worshipping
honorary white should.

But only nearly of course.

The "Montego Bar" in Okazaki in case you ever happen to be stranded here
due to a car breakdown etc.



-- 
"As I write, highly civilized human beings are flying overhead, trying
to kill me. They do not feel any enmity against me as an individual, nor
I against them. They are "only doing their duty", as the saying goes.
Most of them, I have no doubt, are kind-hearted law-abiding men who
would never dream of committing murder in private life. On the other
hand, if one of them succeeds in blowing me to pieces with a well-placed
bomb, he will never sleep any the worse for it. He is serving his
country, which has the power to absolve him from evil"  - George Orwell,
England Your England, 1941