Michael Cash wrote:
> On Mon, 30 Jun 2003 15:04:47 +0900, Declan Murphy
> <declan_murphy@hotmail.com> belched the alphabet and kept on going
> with:
> 
>>Ryan Ginstrom wrote:
>>
>>>Another good reason is that the quality of the shampoo and soap is generally
>>>pretty bad, even in decent hotels.
>>
>>I hope the management of the FJLIJ beach house is busily rectifying this
>>trend?
> 
> Try to avoid using any word which contains the letters R E C and T in
> sequence. It gets Bryan all worked up and we have to have the fire
> department go out and hose him down.

I've just had a vision of Bryan performing "dance of the flamers" with 
the Austrian Navy.


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"Forget Spanish. There's nothing in that language worth reading except 
Don Quixote, and a quick listen to the CD of Man of La Mancha will take 
care of that. Who speaks it that you are really desperate to talk to? 
The help? Your leaf blower? Study French or German, where there are at 
least a few books worth reading, or if you're American, try English."

                        Dame Edna Everage

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