Kevin Gowen wrote:

> Michael Cash wrote:
> > On Fri, 30 May 2003 09:46:12 -0400, "Kevin Gowen"
> > <kgowenNOSPAM@myfastmail.com> gasped and wheezed:
> >
> >> Michael Cash wrote:
> >>> A Buddhist priest was found dead, a porno magazine in his left hand,
> >>> his pecker in his right hand, and with "DNA" splattered all over
> >>> himself. The medical examiner ruled the death a suicide.
> >>
> >> Was he one of those erotic asphyxiation types?
> >
> > No, the cause of death was listed as "self-inflicted cumshot in the
> > temple". Police have since called the coroner's ruling into question;
> > further examination of the scene turned up a chicken having signs of
> > genital trauma and a gait that was strange, even for a chicken. Police
> > now suspect that there may have been some fowl play involved.
>
> Somewhere around here I have a book of Japanese slang and some of the
> raunchiest terms are in the chapter of slang used by Buddhish priests.

Might it be: Japanese Slang Uncensored by Peter Constantine?

> >> What brand of magazine?
> >
> > Juggs
>
> A foreign magazine, then.
>
> --
> Kevin Gowen