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Ken wrote:
> 
> A women accompanied her husband to the doctor's office.
> After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his
> office alone. He said, "If you don't do the following,
> your husband will surely die:
> 
> 1. Each morning , fix him a healthy breakfast.
> 
> 2. Be pleasant and make sure he is in a good mood.
> 
> 3. For lunch, make him a nutritious meal.
> 
> 4. For dinner, prepare him an especially nice meal.
> 
> 5. Don't burden him with chores as he probably had a
> hard day.
> 
> 6. Don't discuss your problems with him.
> 
> On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the
> doctor said to her. "You're going to die," she replied.

JOKE de 生英語
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