Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!onodera-news!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!komachi.sp.cs.cmu.edu!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!nntp1.phx1.gblx.net!nntp.gblx.net!nntp.gblx.net!border1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nntp3.aus1.giganews.com!bin2.nnrp.aus1.giganews.com.POSTED!not-for-mail From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: japan.chacha-jokes Subject: 10 Characteristics of The Company Car... Message-ID: <34u79.40614$Fw3.2184898@bin2.nnrp.aus1.giganews.com> NNTP-Posting-Date: Sat, 17 Aug 2002 10:36:31 CDT Organization: Giganews.Com - Premium News Outsourcing Lines: 65 X-Trace: sv3-pTjqIbpF4hk5+f2xMKU3KKtUH7WBmk7f5i+httDIeA//8N1lWy/t2mBb2xcUcVjXjH15DKfBkmk446j!bp3dHvW4gUlRz85ibWptADCi+Go63s/NVJsW5YlSGAEIVAlHVfdqRcrk7tgrfNCjZo6u2IXBayrE!KEqHTB0l1vnC76MaIF7fKxvexF8WZg== X-Complaints-To: abuse@GigaNews.Com X-DMCA-Notifications: http://www.giganews.com/info/dmca.html X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Date: Sat, 17 Aug 2002 15:36:31 GMT Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org japan.chacha-jokes:1243 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ 10 Characteristics of The Company Car... - Accelerates at a phenomenal rate. - Has a much shorter braking distance than the private car. - Can take speed humps at twice the speed of private cars. - The battery, radiator water, oil and tires never have to be checked. - It can be driven up to 60 miles with the oil warning light flashing. - It needs cleaning less often than private cars. - The suspension is reinforced to allow for the weekend loads of bricks, concrete slabs and other building material. - Unusual and alarming engine noises are easily eliminated by turning up the radio. - It needs no security system and may be left anywhere, unlocked and with the keys in the ignition. - It is especially sand and waterproof for barbeques and fishing expeditions on remote beaches.