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10 Characteristics of The Company Car... 

- Accelerates at a phenomenal rate. 

- Has a much shorter braking distance than  the private
car. 

- Can take speed humps at twice the speed of  private
cars. 

- The battery, radiator water, oil and tires  never
have to be checked. 

- It can be driven up to 60 miles with the  oil warning
light flashing. 

- It needs cleaning less often than private cars. 

- The suspension is reinforced to allow for the  weekend
loads of bricks, concrete slabs and other  building material.


- Unusual and alarming engine noises are easily  eliminated
by turning up the radio. 

- It needs no security system and may be left anywhere,
 unlocked and with the keys in the ignition. 

- It is especially sand and waterproof for barbeques
 and fishing expeditions on remote beaches.