I made the mistake of watching Sanma's Karakuri TV today. 

1) Thane Camus has released a song about tourists eating pigeon food
in Asakusa.

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2) Thane is trying to turn his African friend into Stepin Fetchit.

= It is our duty to pick the nits out of the Thane's English
Conversation Guide on his homepage.

http://www.thane.co.jp/thaneworld/contents/community_eikaiwa.html

How to invite Janet Jackson on a date using Thane's English Method:

Mukade: Let's have a party this weekend!
Janet Jackson: Sorry, I have a promise.
M: OK, never mind.
JJ: Go away!
M: I'm furious!
M:Can you tell me your telephone number?
JJ: I can't teach you.
M: Do you have a peep-hole bra?
JJ: Sure.
M: It's good, please.
JJ: Holly Shit(sic)!
JJ: Is that for real?
M: I'm sorry. Blame Randy Mascle.

http://www.thane.co.jp/mascle/mascle_top.html

Mukade