This is the real Shannon speaking. Do not listen to trolls! I am being
stalked by this Mark. . . or is it my alter ego, my Dr. "Hide"? We'll
never know.

Are you all relatives of George Bush? I am presently working in a
Japanese brothel, after having been dishonorably discharged in Vietnam
and fired from my last BurgerKing job, because I've beaten up the
regiment's cook and yelled at the BurgerKing manager "you imperialist
pig!". Sorry about that, most nights of the month I am a fine chap.
All the workers at my new workplace, including the madame and the
girls, hate George Bush. We would be all happy to offer unlimited free
services to any client who yells loud enough: "Screw George Bush". If
you think I'm obsessed with Bush you may be right, but I don't want to
take the medication. I like my new self. I am mad as well and I am not
going to take it anymore. Long Live Osama Bin Laden!!

Peace -- you know I love you all,
Shannon