am sorry if I ruffled some feathers here, but I feel that you are all
a bunch of motherfuckers.

Thanks for your understanding my double personality and the social
problems which derive from the conflict the two sides of me have on a
regular basis. I'ts been said I am a bad influence on myself. 
However, it is not my fault. I am a good chap. I have killed gooks in
Vietnam. The reason I escaped to Japan is that George Bush, who is a
historical monster, has cunningly and personally added arsenic and
mercury to my drinking water, destroying the purity of us good
Americans' body fluids. That has
affected my brains in unprecedented ways. I am being followed. There
is definitely no truth to the rumor according to which I would have
been insane during the Lyndon B Johnson administration, too. I am a
pacifist. Screw you Bush supporters. And the Japanese emperor. Led by
Michael Moore, let's install the Universal Republic. I want to become
Japan's first President. Peace and
love to all mankind. Let's have some sushi. Make love not war. Vote
Shannon Jacobs! Vote Kerry!

your friend,
Shannon