Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!onodera-news!Q.T.Honey!diablo.efnet.com!efnet.com!news.moat.net!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!small1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!border3.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!intern1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Sun, 30 Nov 2003 15:58:40 -0600 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes Subject: Fast Drinking Message-ID: <2tWdnU0KLZOM9VeiRVn-iw@comcast.com> Date: Sun, 30 Nov 2003 15:58:41 -0600 Lines: 49 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.129.226 X-Trace: sv3-xw1DeP1VYNgHva9ZW7NdFX1TAa2W3Lgi9GXStxYxjhksh13oaVe9/JT6Ls0pfjn7PXQ2FOmMxP/hqCW!iwAMtKBOMIa2fwtHtB2AGowDX1ohFsyENe3ds4upX0gmg3RDUabusAdeuLlAfw== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes:2890 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Fast Drinking A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?" The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles." The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were served. Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's doing all this drinking. "You'd drink them this fast too if you had what I have." The bartender hastily asks, "What do you have pal?" The man quickly replies, "a dollar."