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One Liners 

Would you like to hear the pencil joke? Well,
it's pointless 

Nurse: How is the girl who swallowed the quarter?
Doctor: No change yet! 

Why couldn't the pony talk? He was a little
horse 

What happens when a clown has flatulency? It
smells funny.