Caspar Milquetoast wrote:

> Thanks in advance for any help you can offer. Damn, got the eternal
> problem of trying to impress the hell out of a beautiful woman--this
> one happens to be Japanese. Her name is Asami. Can anyone help me out
> with a definition of this name? I know that it also depends on how its
> written in Kanji, but a general all-purpose definition for the name
> would help.

Jap names are just like ours, Cap. They don't mean shit. Make something 
up on the spot and she'll wow over your memorization of baby name books.

- Kevin