Michael Cash wrote:

> On Sun, 22 Aug 2004 09:32:02 -0400, Kevin Gowen
> <kgowenNOSPAM@myfastmail.com> brought down from the Mount tablets
> inscribed:
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>>Michael Cash wrote:
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>>>On Sat, 21 Aug 2004 22:26:33 -0400, Kevin Gowen
>>><kgowenNOSPAM@myfastmail.com> brought down from the Mount tablets
>>>inscribed:
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>>>>Michael Cash wrote:
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>>>>>On Sat, 21 Aug 2004 08:26:59 -0400, Kevin Gowen
>>>>><kgowenNOSPAM@myfastmail.com> brought down from the Mount tablets
>>>>>inscribed:
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>>>>>>I win again, fans!
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>>>>>But weren't you horribly insulted at being called a "right-winger"?
>>>>
>>>>Never!
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>>>>>(Some folks seem to think it's a horribly painful insult).
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>>>>Aren't those the same folks who bristle at being called "liberal"?
>>>>
>>>>"Hey, I'm progressive!"
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>>>Why, yes. Those are the very ones. I hadn't thought of that before.
>>>(Secretly gives Kevin the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy Handshake).
>>
>>Don't forget, you're on rotation to bring the lemonade to the next Vast 
>>Right-Wing Conspiracy meeting. At the top of the agenda is "being mean 
>>to black people" and "destroying nature."
> 
> 
> I thought we were going to cover taking away poor people's money and
> redistributing it to the wealthy through tax cuts and maybe go do a
> review of the best ways to deny medicine to the elderly.

Yes, that's how we fund the "bring mean to black people" campaign.

> I'll make the lemonade, but I don't have any way to get it to the
> meeting on time. Can I borrow the black helicopter? Or is it still
> full of folding chairs from the last meeting?

It's on its way back from hiding the evidence that Bush knew about 9/11 
in advance.

- Kevin