"Eric Takabayashi" <etakajp@yahoo.co.jp>, iletide ?unu yazd?
news:4106A81B.1664D719@yahoo.co.jp...
> "John W." wrote:
>
> > The thing that constantly 'gets me' about these stories isn't so much
> > that it happens;
>
> It certainly does get me that the best way such people can think of to
> quiet a crying infant or toddler is to beat them, pound their head on
> something, or to throw them. Counterproductive to say the least, unless
the
> intended result is indeed unconsciousness or death to silence the child.
>

For infants: dip pacifier in a shot of tequila and introduce in to baby's
mouth. Enjoy the rest of evening and your tequila... (put a drop of tabasco
in to baby's milk next morning -it's good pick up, and leave the home
immediately.

For girls: toss wife's make up kit on bedroom floor. Enjoy the rest of
evening and tequila (make sure to pass out before the wife finds out).

For boys: toss neighbor's daughter (tranquilized with help of tequila) on
bedroom floor. Enyoy the rest of the evening and tequila