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From: "Elbow" <elbowcutthispartoutplease...@gol.com>
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Subject: The Euphemism Generator
Date: Thu, 15 Jul 2004 12:53:39 +0900
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http://walkingdead.net/perl/euphemism

I liked this one

 They found him naked in the alley behind the bar,

phoning the coconut-cream chocolate wombat.