Michael Cash wrote:
> On Thu, 1 Jul 2004 22:00:59 +0900, "Ryan Ginstrom"
>> It's all about marketing.
>
> I included hot pics of me in my undies. I can't understand what I'm
> doing wrong. Any advice?

The trick of marketing is not to sell the product's features, but to sell
what it will do for the customer. Now, in marketing the biggest selling
point is sex, followed by status and acceptance.
Thus:

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THE UNDIES FOR THE MANLY MAN

Get noticed by that special someone! Be the topic of converstation!

With Mike's professionally soiled undies, they won't be able to take their
eyes off of you. Get the attention you deserve!

Now with special "masculine" scent!

BUY NOW while supplies last!

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Glad to have been of help. That will be $0.05, please.

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Regards,
Ryan Ginstrom