I was watching Aru-Aru Daijiten tonight, and the female
announcer/front person was wearing a sweatshirt with the above written
on it in huge letters aacross the whole depth of the shirt.

There's also some CM doing the rounds with a housewife wearing a
T-shirt with "Please Touch My Monkey" written on.

And since I'm on a roll, two pals of mine often wear sweatshirts, one
with "Chortle Unmoved - Because it lives and 'IMPROPER' if there is no
company" on it (he's a designer for Uniqlo - fear next year's
collection!), the other with "Glaring Soup".

Ken