Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!news.daionet.gr.jp!news.yamada.gr.jp!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!newshosting.com!nx01.iad01.newshosting.com!yellow.newsread.com!netaxs.com!newsread.com!feed3.newsreader.com!newsreader.com!border2.nntp.ash.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.ash.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Wed, 28 Apr 2004 15:51:42 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: Holding a Grudge Message-ID: <2N6dneEy8aTDhA3dRVn-vw@comcast.com> Date: Wed, 28 Apr 2004 15:51:42 -0500 Lines: 56 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-gFarlNWEiCpzHGBXQK3CkQzMhfWCE1OXJhiX02rquL2z3eR7mvdesLxKe6UtQathqpw2U8t0N72u3gh!2rsj8JQX2eOAMrSb1M7XUwqG4i8aw163/eY0rts+R8kfthnszV3oSY/vRJToGQ== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:3126 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Holding a Grudge A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man to the people mentioned in the will: "To you, my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in rough times, as well as good, I leave her the house and $2 million." The lawyer continued, "To my daughter Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave her the yacht, the business and $1 million." The lawyer concluded, "And, to my cousin Dan, who hated me, argued with me, and thought that I would never mention him in my will - well you are wrong. Hi Dan!"