Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!onodera-news!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!newsfeed.rim.or.jp!newsfeed2.kddnet.ad.jp!in.100proofnews.com!in.100proofnews.com!prodigy.com!prodigy.com!rip!news.webusenet.com!peer01.cox.net!cox.net!small1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!border1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!intern1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 17:58:19 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes Subject: Training is important Message-ID: <276dnTBdFuqWY_2iU-KYgw@comcast.com> Date: Thu, 11 Sep 2003 17:58:19 -0500 Lines: 52 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.173 X-Trace: sv3-uzfj2Xwc2Md+h3qsfvKvo7bo/A8MxjzzHHqujlamVky9Sp1MDbcoOCTuJpokCE/rx9LPx25f9+xacDr!tYMT3BgZBytlbht64mZjB3REWwHO0XVTNqW+lGiGze5VkE+EdD2LEXmLhAzTsA== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes:1555 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. National AVON Rep - for info send blank email to: AguyInfo@Comcast.net ____________________________________________________________ Training is important One day a pirate and a bartender were talking to each other in a bar. The bartender asked the pirate, "Where did ya get that peg leg from?" The pirate responded, "We were sailing the seas when a big old shark came up to me while I was swimmin' and bit off me leg." Later the bartender asked, "Where did you get that hook then?" The pirate responded, "Well, me crew and I were in a battle and it got cut through the bone." The bartender then asked, "Then where did ya get the eye patch from?" The pirate said, "In a harbor I looked at a gull flying over-head and it took a dump right in me eye." The bartender was puzzled and asked the pirate, "How would that make you get an eye patch?" The pirate responded, "First day with the hook."